There's a concept in economics called "the law of diminishing returns." Essentially, it means that you will eventually reach a point where putting more effort into something stops benefiting you and, just like your mom, it tends to go down quickly. Which, much like your mom, brings me to the Internet.
War wounds (ԾεԾ|||) Swedish winter + newly shaved legs + generally dry skin + scratching dry skin = aouch. - irodohieru (@[Grilled Cheesus]) I shaved my legs and now I'm all itchy #girlproblems #dryskin #ow - katewerf (@❁ καte ❁) Women are single-handedly keeping the coconut oil industry alive as a result.
2. They're probably quite nice. They're probably lovely. But they're not FUCKING BISCUITS! See, one is a small, flat, baked treat, the other is Alistair Cook, who once scored 294 in a test match against India. Stephanie Frey / Getty Images Whatever the hell that white crap is, it is not gravy.
GIANT TEDDY™ JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU FOREVER These walk the delicate line between useful and threatening. Susan, I think it's watching me. Susan? OH GOD, SUSAN Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!
At least they're sort of cute when they mess up.
Give mugs, not hugs.
1. Thou shalt have a wardrobe that is approximately 57% animal print, regardless of your gender. 2. Thou shalt always refer to Italia as the motherland. It doesn't matter that you've only been once. 3. Thou shalt refer to other semi-Italians as "paisan", no matter how tenuous their Italian ethnicity (or yours, for that matter).
