After giving it considerable thought, I've decided to take the advice that I shouldn't be talking about anything but food, so you won't find me spouting off anymore about appliance handles, Sarah Palin (although I will get one last word in; that family is a tad wacky, don't you think?), Man Purses, anything about Paris, miscellaneous problems, les jeunes hommes fawning all over my mid-section, and men's room finds.